If You Can’t Stand the Heat… Get Out of the White House
“We’ll always have Mar-a-Lago”… Heard on Air Force One after the release of the redacted Mueller Report: MELANIA So, how was your day? DONALD Shut up. MELANIA Tonight, … Read more
spoof
Horoscopes for Jerks: April 2019
What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope April 2019, and the outlook for all those jerks you know — right here! What? You don’t even believe in … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why I, Yujing Zhang, Came to Mar-a-Lago Without a Bathing Suit
The further adventures of the Dung Dynasty… A 32-year-old mysterious Chinese woman was able to gain access to Mar-a-Lago with a bagful of Malware technology & insisted she … Read more
Top 10 Excuses George Washington’s AG Gave the Town Crier
Mueller III has his Barr – Mueller the 1st had a Town Crier… aka ‘The Fixer’ Not too many people know that President George Washington was brought up … Read more
Open Carry: Canada vs U.S.
Our definitions of “open carry” are not the only subtle linguistic differences between Canadians and Americans. Take the following examples. When it comes to Canada, most Americans assume … Read more
Horoscopes for Jerks: March 2019
What’s your sign? Check out your Funny Horoscope March 2019, and the outlook for all those jerks you know — right here! What? You don’t even believe in … Read more
Gobbledygook: Trump Talks Turkey in the Rose Garden
His Rose Garden “Emergency” speech was all over the place, as Trump talks turkey — again. Geez, November has come & gone & we’re still hearing Jive Turkey! That’s right … Read more
Whitaker’s Witticisms
Whitaker takes the podium, and a star is born. A Star is Born… Who knew when Donald Trump chose Matthew Whitaker as the Acting Attorney General that he … Read more
Super Bowl LIII Update: Sneak Preview of NFL Official Sponsors
Memorandum: Super Bowl LIII – Consider a Wider Range of Official Suppliers Date: January 12, 2019 From: NFL Properties, Committee on Suppliers and Sponsors To: National Football League … Read more
The Trump Family Intervention
With heavy hearts, the Trump kids gathered this week in a secret location for an emergency Trump family intervention — and I just happened to get my hands … Read more
