Justices Alito and Thomas Cite Right to Life for Every Ova
New hope is here for each ova, thanks to the wise men on the Court. In presenting the arguments to overturn Roe v. Wade, Justices Alito and Thomas … Read more
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Vote: How to Fight the Next Civil War
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) America is undoubtedly headed for the next civil war, but citizens must first decide which issues to kill each other over. According … Read more
Father and Son
Over drinks, God told me about His Father and Son relationship with Jesus: “He probably thought I had forsaken him.” The next time we got together for drinks, … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Kooky Carp
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Kooky Carp, TV host of “Midday Wasilla.” ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Foreign Ruler Tells America How to End Gun Violence
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) It’s not hard to end gun violence, says the Grand Duke of The Republic of Obnoxia. Lord Sebastian Soapscumbe, Grand Duke of … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews The Trumpster
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the former twice-impeached President Donald Trump, aka “The Trumpster.” ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
Senator Collins Buys Brooklyn Bridge
Breaking news: Maine Senator Susan Collins has purchased the Brooklyn Bridge for an undisclosed sum. Senator Susan Collins from Maine announced today that she had purchased the Brooklyn … Read more
SCOTUS to Debate the Gun Rights of the Unborn
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With the Roe v Wade ruling still sparking protests, SCOTUS is now set to hear a case on the gun rights of … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Herschel Walker
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews NFL star Herschel Walker and boxing champ Mike Tyson. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
Supernatural Crisis in the Anti-Abortion Movement
Satan joins the anti-abortion movement, causing a major conflict for religious believers. An anonymous source has leaked information to this reporter of a major crisis among several leaders … Read more
