Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/29/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Chuck E Cheese employees in mouse costumes doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

Insecure About His Popularity, Trump Throws Red Meat Swag Bags Against the Wall

After the big “Epstein List Reveal,” the insecure president goes thru a wild grift-giving frenzy. Gift-giving… sorry, silly me. Besides the insecure Trump’s recent promise to the masses … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Justice Department, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/5/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Ben Affleck’s kids roast his movies, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/21/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Katy Perry on Blue Origin, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/15/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coachella 2025, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/31/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about opening day for Major League Baseball, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more

Musk Scolds Seniors: ‘Your Spree of Waste, Fraud and Abuse is at an End’

Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/24/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the French wanting the Statue of Liberty returned, doesn’t need to be … Read more

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