Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!
Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins! Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly … Read more
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The Buck Never Stops Here!
The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more
Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’
Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House meeting, … Read more
‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!
A ‘Napoleon Complex’ and ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Confidential Tell-All find: ‘Why I, Napoleon Bonaparte had my hand in my Jacket’ – Top 10 In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte created the … Read more
Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!
Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more
Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!
Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian! Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside … Read more
SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!
Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more
Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer!
YOU decide what’s the truth vs what are “phallicies” about Golf’s Number 1 Member, Arnold Palmer! You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ … Read more
Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
