Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
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Where Disillusioned Trump Voters Got It Wrong: Their Top 13 Sheepish Sayings That Even Confucius Would Envy!
Disillusioned Trump voters spout conflicting messages that may land in Fortune Cookies! It’s very evident that the political tides are starting to turn in the other direction. That’s … Read more
Rewriting History, Again: Donald Trump
Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback, never at a loss for lies, loves rewriting history! When I heard President Trump say “Ukraine started the war,” I had to report 9 … Read more
Exclusive: Trump Has His Hands in the U.S. Cookie Jar! Little Donnie #6
Don’t be fooled, emptying Federal Buildings & shaking the bushes is a cookie jar Power Grift Grab & Little Donnie’s mother saw it first! TOP 10 EXCUSES LITTLE … Read more
‘Project 2025’ & 10 Other Things Trump Says He Knows Nothing About!
Donald Trump says he “knows nothing about” Project 2025, as he tries to pull the wool over the eyes of his flock of sheep, using photo proof of … Read more
Things You Can Do Before You Shoot Your Dog: Top 10!
Advice to Gov. Kristi Noem: Don’t shoot your dog! And don’t let your little dog’s problems get your goat! I can prove that if Kristi Noem came to … Read more
Top Secret Article! Top 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Read This nor Take It Home!
Top Secret article satirically forbidden to Covert Laughers & Kleptomaniacs, foreign & domestic! TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T READ THIS TOP SECRET ARTICLE nor TAKE IT HOME! … Read more
