Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/25/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Birthday Boy
Happy birthday, baby! The investigation extraordinaire is now one whole year old. We now offer up a few choice words concerning the Continuing Investigation Being Conducted by Special … Read more
Trump White House Affair Exposed
Rift between Donald and Melania caused by strange affair After more than a year of speculation that President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have not been sharing … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/14/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more
A Three Way with President Trump? No Thanks!
Three way with Trump is porn star fan’s worst nightmare My pal Dave has a big problem with Stormy Daniels. Not because he’s a fan of Donald Trump. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/7/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Kim Jung-un’s Secret Conditions
Sources say Kim Jung-un to require secret conditions be met before historic meeting. Informed sources reveal that North Korea’s Kim Jung-un will require that several secret conditions be … Read more
President Practicing Patented Trump Handshake for Kim Jung-un
Trump handshake must be in top form for important meeting of heads of state. Fearing that he could be outdone by Kim Jung-un when they meet in a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/30/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump’s Post-White House Business Plan: Mr. T’s Hair Salon
The president knows he may not be in the White House long – Here’s his after-White House business plan! Everyone wants great hair. I mean really great hair. … Read more
