Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/12/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Super Bowl LVIII, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
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‘Sticky Fingers Trump’ Embezzles from Slush Fund
Insider denounces “Sticky Fingers Trump” for defalcation, Trump unpredictably calls it a “witch hunt.” Whistleblower testimony alleges that former President Donald J. “Sticky Fingers Trump” dipped into the … Read more
Trump Pledges Retaliation After Court Shoots Down Immunity Claim
Ex-president Trump pledged retaliation against all his enemies after a D.C. court denied his claims to absolute immunity. The D.C. Court of Appeals ruled Tuesday that former President … Read more
Toxic Individualism: the Basic Shared Premise of MAGA & the Babylon Church
MAGA junk theology: toxic individualism. How far does Trump’s political narcissism reflect the spiritual narcissism of his followers? Well, the clue lies in their junk theology: ultra toxic … Read more
Trump Places Bounty on Taylor Swift
Swifties warned to steer clear of Super Bowl after Trump’s team put out a bounty on the superstar. Former President Donald J. Trump announced at a pro-white rally … Read more
It’s a Dam Shame… for Trump’s Distant Cousin!
Dam Shame: Trump has his crazy wall, and Xi has his stupid dam. Donald Trump and Xi Jinping. It’s just a dam shame about these two. One is … Read more
Cash Poor & Balls in Hand, Trump Comes Home to Melania!
After losing $83.3 Million in cash to E. Jean Carroll, Trump comes home to Melania, shares his financial plan! Listen in as Donald Trump comes home to Melania, … Read more
10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President
Our conservative capitol correspondent gives his top ten reasons to vote for Trump, and they are revealing! By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent A review of past policies … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/29/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Wayfair layoffs, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”
Ex-president claims to ace test for mental acuity, says he is still a “very stable genius.” Despite indications to the contrary, former President and front-running contender for the … Read more
