This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Keep US “Standing Tall” in a Resist Stance!
Dissed? Pissed? Resist! Trump sales his boast as it rapidly sinks into the swamp. Debunk the punk, impeach the leech, and put the scammer in the slammer! Crooks … Read more
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‘Salmonella 101’ – It’s Funny NOW!
Don’t get me wrong; I do celebrate Thanksgiving – but there’s a lot more praying! ‘THANKSGIVING’ means different things to different people! For some it’s Norman Rockwell-esque – … Read more
Putin Forced to Plop Down on Couch, Unbutton Pants and Watch Crappy Detroit Lions
After eating way too much Thanksgiving Dinner, President Putin nurses a food coma on the couch, watches Detroit Lions. After enjoying a Thanksgiving feast fit for a king, … Read more
The Art of Being Human ‘MERCY’ International Cartoon Exhibition
A new international cartoon exhibition is accepting submissions. The Art of Being Human “MERCY” International Cartoon Exhibition will be realized under the auspices of the Izmir Katip Celebi … Read more
Black Comedy Spoof: ‘Weekend at bin Bernie’s’
Black comedy movie renamed: “Weekend at bin Bernie’s & the missing pieces of Khashoggi” & the missing pieces of Khashoggi Satirically speaking this is not a laughing matter, … Read more
Just in Time for Halloween! A Tour of the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul
Saudi Consulate: also known as “The Middle-Eastern Haunted Torture Chamber.” Here we go boys and girls! A fun and horror-filled tour awaits at the notorious Saudi Consulate in … Read more
Exclusive: Turkey Actually Forgave Trump at Thanksgiving
In an under-reported story Trump berated as ‘fake news,’ astonished onlookers witnessed the first-ever turkey pardoning of a president. According to witnesses, in an unusual turnaround at the … Read more
Thanksgiving: From the White House to Wal-Mart
Thanksgiving turkeys got a pardon, and so did the turkey industry lobbying group. Thanksgiving — a time of grace and family sharing — will start with an extra-graceful … Read more
Lost Journal: Thank Goodness for Gobbles
Journal entry: November 19, 1990 (age 21) There’s a sense of exhilaration when a college freshman gets his own phone line and his own answering machine. (The typical … Read more
