Disney’s Strict Conditions for Making New Star Wars Film Revealed
The new Star Wars sequel would only be made by Disney under certain strict conditions – leaked to us and now made public in this exclusive report! The … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Putin Announces Republican Presidential Bid
‘Your candidates are weak,’ says Putin as he surges in polls WASHINGTON DC — Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced … Read more
Trump Burns Constitution to Chants of “U-S-A”
Calls Constitution ‘liberal rag’ as it burns COLUMBUS, OH — This morning, Republican presidential candidate and rabble-rousing billionaire Donald Trump burned the original U.S. Constitution while his supporters chanted … Read more
Grumpy Santa Vows No Xmas Gifts for Climate Deniers This Year
Basement flooded, elves refusing to work under water, Mrs Claus leaving – normally jolly Santa is pissed. NORTH POLE – A visibly grumpy Santa Claus announced today that … Read more
NRA Changes Name to ‘Jihadist Rifle Association’
NRA apparently simply ‘following the money’ The National Rifle Association (NRA), smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and … Read more
‘Happy Holidays’ Faction Strikes North Pole, Merry Christmas HQ
Latest War on Christmas escalation gives fading Fox News new life THE NORTH POLE — Earlier today, the Happy Holidays faction in the War on Christmas launched a … Read more
Trump Rises in Polls after Throwing Kitten Off 58th Floor of Trump Tower
Supporters say Trump’s outrageous stunts prove he’s ready for ‘prime time.’ NEW YORK CITY, NY — Republican presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump threw a kitten off of … Read more
Caitlyn Jenner’s Erection Getting in Way of Happiness
Doc says it’s normal, but Caitlyn Jenner not amused Every morning, Caitlyn Jenner wakes up from dreams of starring in a Lifetime original movie, only to find that … Read more
Experts Call Humor Times Magazine Holiday Discount ‘Totally Ridiculous’
Political satire buffs agree ‘it would be a darn good deal if true’ – but warn ‘sale ends soon!’ Major news outlets reported today that the popular monthly … Read more
Trump Calls Statue of Liberty a ‘National Embarrassment That Has to Go’
“Americans don’t need the world’s tired and poor anymore, we’re full,” he says of the Statue of Liberty. By Michael Egan, Humor Times.
