BREAKING: Koch Brothers Running for President
The Koch brothers have decided that they will have to be the Republican presidential candidates themselves. An anonymous source has informed this reporter that the Koch brothers are … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump Plays Hardball for the Baseball Vote: Transcript
The Humor Times has obtained this exclusive transcript of Donald Trump promising to make baseball great again. We’re going to make America’s Game great again. The Dominicans are … Read more
Bernie Sanders Receives $225,000 Debate Invoice from Hillary Clinton
Hillary says speaking invoice includes senior discount for Bernie WASHINGTON — Earlier today, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont received a response to his proposition … Read more
Panama Papers: Karl Marx Posthumously Awarded Nobel Economics Prize
“The Panama Papers scandal shows that Marx’s analysis of capitalism was tragically accurate.” – Nobel Prize Committee OSLO – Norway’s Nobel Prize Committee announced today that it was … Read more
Republican Party Releases Immigration Policy
Republican’s immigration policy makes waves immediately The Republican Party has finally released its immigration policy platform with regard to immigrants from Mexico and other Latin American countries. Latinos … Read more
Radiohead Demands Ted Cruz Start Using ‘Creep’
Demand seen as part of a trend of bands suggesting songs for politicians like Ted Cruz to use, rather than just demanding they stop using certain tunes. Radiohead … Read more
Corporate Media Begins Adding Fangs to Images of Bernie Sanders
Media seeking to be ‘fair and balanced’ by adding vampire fangs to all images of Bernie Sanders. WASHINGTON — Today, a confidential memo between American corporate media outlets … Read more
Controversial New Dating Site Eliminates the Need for Filters
The newest dating site claims to get down to what people are really looking for. The massive popularity of the niche dating site phenomenon proves that people today … Read more
Hillary Promises to Give Bernie Sanders His Positions Back After Primary
Hillary Clinton promises to give Bernie Sanders all of his policy positions back once she has won the Democratic presidential nomination. WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential front-runner and … Read more
Breaking: El Chapo and Trump Both Missing
Bizarre simultaneous disappearance of Trump and El Chapo explained in this exclusive report. On the same day, the notorious El Chapo and the equally notorious Donald Trump have … Read more
