Donald Trump: ‘Thin Skin’ Disorder May Lead to Undoing
Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump: Hitler Has Gotten a Bum Rap from History
“My man Adolf Hitler often punched his opponents in the face, and he made Germany great again! What’s not to like?” NYC — A flushed and defiant Donald … Read more
Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted
New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies … Read more
How Donald Trump, Short-Fingered Vulgarian and Statesman, Spends His Sundays
In an exclusive interview with the Humor Times, Trump divulged his regular Sunday routine. For your edification, we list it here. I’M A LUMBERJACK First thing off when … Read more
Scalia’s Ghost Apologizes after Meeting with Founding Fathers
Spooky former Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia admitted from Purgatory that his ‘Originalist’ theories were just ‘arglebargle, applesauce and jiggery-pokery.’ PURGATORY – Demands by the Heritage Foundation that … Read more
Exclusive Interview: Trump Reveals Real Reason Behind His Political Success
Donald Trump discusses his unexpected rise to Republican front-runner status In a startling revelation in a Humor Times interview, Donald Trump finally disclosed the real reason behind his … Read more
‘I’m the Yuuugest Dick in America, Maybe the World!’ Trump Yells as Rubio Mocks his Penis Size
GOP front runner Trump produces doctor’s certificate, threatens to sue, following Rubio’s ‘Small Hands, Small Penis’ gibe. NYC – Presidential candidate Donald Trump exploded “orgasmically” today — his … Read more
Trump Hires Mini-Me to Steal Short Man Vote from Rubio
The luxurious Trump also accused Ted Cruz of lying about his height. Donald Trump is leaving no stone unturned as he marches his way across the south, preemptively … Read more
Mexico and Canada Plan Giant Walls in Case of Trump Election
Millions of Americans prepare to flee the US if Trump wins, but neighboring countries aim to keep out flood of refugees. HARTFORD CT — As it becomes increasingly … Read more
Freud from Heaven: Scalia’s Death May Finally Liberate Clarence Thomas
Via GoogleSeance™, famed psychologist predicts Justice Thomas’s ‘Drunken Uncle Complex’ will pass with Scalia’s demise. HEAVEN’S GATE – Founder of psychoanalysis Sigmund Freud said today that the unexpected … Read more
