Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Donald Trump Has Stage 4 Affluenza, Shocking Medical Report Reveals
Trump confesses he has Affluenza: ‘This is why I concealed my medical records!’ NYC — A shock report in the New York Post had the Trump campaign reeling … Read more
Trump Attacks Humor Times as ‘Most Corrupt, Dishonest and Just Plain Nasty Magazine Ever’
‘Who is this nasty editor, Jammin’ James Israel?’ the nominee demands, ‘and why does he play the guitar?’ LAS VEGAS — Following Wednesday night’s disastrous debate performance, Donald … Read more
Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works
The Trump campaign, out of sheer desperation, will soon be unveiling some creative new slogans. In an exclusive scoop, we reveal them here for you! New Mottoes for … Read more
The Gropage Report: Locker Room Talk
For Donald Trump, the world is a locker room If experts are correct in saying that Donald Trump needs women voters to win the presidency, the last two … Read more
Condom Sales Skyrocket Ahead of Third Presidential Debate
Can the mysterious, stiff spike in condom sales be explained by the lewd debate spectacles? By now, everyone who isn’t holed up under a rock, or hiding out … Read more
Stephen Colbert: Trump May Be Onto Something When He Says the Vote Will Be Rigged
Trump is right: This election will be rigged! Stephen Colbert had a powerful argument on the CBS Late Show last night, showing how Donald Trump is probably right … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
News of the Future: Immediately after Election, President Trump Ships All Blue States Inhabitants to Gulag
News of the Future: Jan. 20th, 2017 – Blue states population rounded up Our beloved new President for Life Donald Trump has declared as the first decree of … Read more
Trump Cites Celebrity Support to Counter GOP Rats Fleeing Sinking Ship
His own party may be deserting him in droves, but Trump touts the support of big name celebrities. In response to Paul Ryan’s withdrawing his support for Trump … Read more
