Texas Legislators to Legalize Vigilantism
Texas to enlist vigilantism enthusiasts to help police the state. In an exclusive interview with one member of the Texas legislature, this reporter discovered the long-term aim of … Read more
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Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox News Team
“Since they know so much better” President Biden mobilizes Fox News for immediate deployment in Kabul. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Stating that he was tired of … Read more
President Biden Dispatches Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan
Biden sent Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan to finish the evacuation, saying they alone can get the job done. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Totally … Read more
BREAKING NEWS: Taliban Overruns Washington DC
The Taliban gave Joe Biden 24 hours to get out of town Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian New Network) During the night, Taliban forces slipped into Washington DC and … Read more
Intergalactic Study of Critical Species Theory Downgrades Mankind
Intensive study of this theory, not yet banned intergalacticly, shows that aardvarks, rather than mankind, should govern the earth. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Dr. Shakitte N. … Read more
Japan Reveals Plans for Spectacular Additions to Olympics
Spectacular surprise additions considered for some events to make sure that records were broken. Olympic Committee Objects Japan was so disappointed with the limitations the pandemic placed on … Read more
In Historic Deal, US to Allow Donald Trump to Preside as ‘Alt-President’
Exclusive Report! Alternative elections to be held on the Tuesday after regular elections; Alt-President gets own Alt-Twitter account. In a historic agreement between the federal government, the Federal … Read more
Shirtless, Overall-Clad Arkansas Secretary of Health Claims Covid Under Control in State
Arkansas Secretary of Health Krenshaw Pickens says he has no worries about Covid in Arkansas. LITTLE ROCK — Despite an alarming resurgence of Covid-19 in the state, a … Read more
Intergalactic Plot to Kidnap Billionaires During Space Flights Unearthed
While Branson seems to have narrowly avoided it, this newly discovered intergalactic plot could still nab Jeff Bezos. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to high ranking … Read more
Man Dies of Covid 19 Vaccine Overdose
The first COVID 19 vaccine overdose has been reported, and it ain’t pretty. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN medical correspondent Dr. Anna Phylaxis reports that someone … Read more
