Top 10 Ways to Reinstate a President
The former prez wants back in the White House. So, for his edification, we present the Top 10 Ways to Reinstate a President, as drafted by the always-reliable … Read more
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Newly-Discovered Delta Blues Strain May Be Deadliest Covid-19 Variant
The CDC now says the newest variant, the Delta Blues Strain, may hit hardest, affecting certain music listeners. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The newly discovered “Delta … Read more
Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever
The Biden administration has a plan to solve the border crisis once and for all. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Upon returning from her much-heralded trip to … Read more
Wuhan Institute Under Investigation for Causing a Litany of Worldwide Disasters
China’s infamous Wuhan Institute is now rumored to be responsible for much more than just the possible release of COVID 19. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Former … Read more
Disgraced Kentucky Derby Winner Sues Trainer for Disqualification
Medina Spirit feels he would have won the Kentucky Derby without “no stinkin’ horse crack,” and is suing “human scumbag” Bob Baffert. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) … Read more
FBI: Marjorie Taylor Greene a Russian Agent
QAnon-Russian Connection: Was Marjorie Taylor Greene replaced by a Russian agent? An anonymous source within the FBI has provided some astounding news regarding both QAnon and Marjorie Taylor … Read more
Francis Ford Coppola Recuts ‘Apocalypse Now’ Yet Again
‘Apocalypse Now: The Absolutely Last and Final Cut Ever, No Really, I Promise’ opens in select theaters on Friday. Francis Ford Coppola is at it again. Considered to … Read more
Mars Could Fall from the Sky, Warn Scientists
A thing called “reverse magnimosity” could cause Mars to fall from the sky, warns the Slobovian Space Program. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) If you were planning … Read more
Putin: Crimea Incursion Was ‘Normal Tourist Visit’ by Russian Travelers
Putin on “normal tourist visit”: “We love Crimea and the Crimeans to death! We just wanna bear-hug them forever!” MOSCOW — Russian president Vladimir Putin told a press … Read more
Makers of ‘The Purge’ Movies Sue Republican Party for Copyright Infringement
The purge of Liz Cheney from the Republican Party is seen as a blatant violation of the movie franchise’s copyright protections. The producers of The Purge film and … Read more
