Trump to Star in ‘Spamalot’ Revival
President Trump has signed on for a 20-week engagement in the starring role in a Kennedy Center revival of “Spamalot.” Taking time away from his White House responsibilities, … Read more
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Bezos and Other Billionaires Defecating on Florida Town
Yes, there are actually billionaires defecating on the commoners in Florida. Don’t let it be said that the superrich care only about themselves, always taking from society and … Read more
Minnesota Nice Interviews Cartoon Legend Betty Boop
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews cartoon legend Betty Boop. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
Abraham Lincoln: Islamist Infil-Traitor?
Analysis: The Civil War, Shariah Law and Abraham Lincoln, Islamist Infil-Traitor. The torrents of blood expended in America’s Civil War are exceeded only by the cascades of ink … Read more
If Mamdani Becomes Mayor, NYC Will Be Free
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Big city life of NYC will be free to all the common folk if Zohran Mamdani is voted in as mayor, says … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2025 NBA draft, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!
Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more
Trump Rails Against Canada’s Greed, Duplicity
President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. President Donald Trump railed against Canada and closed trade talks with them this week. … Read more
Trump University Establishes MFA Program in Creative Lying
The new Trump University course catalog lists a new MFA degree program with a focus on Creative Lying. According to the Trump University course catalog, a new Master … Read more
Substack: This Story is Breaking News … Really!
I’m your reader-supported Substack News publication and I swear this story is Breaking News! We’re Substack, and we totally get your frustration with the news lately. You wake … Read more
