Trump Pardons Judas Iscariot
By Michael Perlman Breaking News: President Trump has pardoned Judas Iscariot of all crimes. Sean Hannity (Fox News) interviews the president: SH: Mr. President, your bold audacity is … Read more
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Biden Pardons Adam, Eve and the Snake, Thereby Ending ‘Original Sin’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon. In his very last hour … Read more
Trump Tours Florida ‘Hot Babes in Lockup’ with Matt Gaetz
Part of a promotional tour for a proposed “Hot Babes in Lockup” series set to be produced by a new Truth Social network. “I love being here,” remarked … Read more
Trump to Issue Posthumous Pardons
A number of historical figures to get posthumous pardons, according to reports. To the dismay of the Attorney General and all legal consultants, President Trump has decided that … Read more
Listen In: Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer Discuss Whether Trump Will Self-Pardon
Exclusive! We’ve obtained this very interesting transcript of a discussion among top Dems about the possibility of a ‘self-pardon’ by Trump. NANCY PELOSI So, do you think he’s … Read more
Roger Stone: Gesture of Appreciation to Trump
A joyous Stone was seen gadding about town. Roger Stone has been seen around town with a smug smile on his face. He is bragging that he is … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Celebrity Martha Stewart
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews businesswoman, author and television personality, Martha Stewart. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Trump Posthumously Pardons Al Capone, Charles Manson and Jeffrey Darmer, but not Paul Manafort
“It’s a disgrace the way these fallen heroes were hounded by the horrible, horrendous fake news media of their day,” the President told reporters. “However, Paul Manafort is … Read more
Oval Office Apprentice
Trump thinks he’s starring on a new show called The Oval Office Apprentice. Sad! President Donald Trump has failed at many endeavors: casinos, airlines, universities, steaks, wine, vodka, … Read more
