It’s a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced

It’s a Small Third World After All: Afghani-Disneyland Announced
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Roller-coaster ride of Afghanistan War to be replaced by actual roller-coasters, in a new Disneyland With the drawing down of U.S and NATO troops in Afghanistan, President Obama … Read more

Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures

Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more

New Cruelty-Free Dog and Cat Food Brand

New Cruelty-Free Dog and Cat Food Brand
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

How to create “cruelty-free” pet food? Problem solved! After reading horrendous tales about chicken and cattle slaughter houses, Ed and Edna Hunter decided they could not be party … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/19/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/19/14
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more

Animal Neutering Advocate Neuters Self to Set an Example

Animal Neutering Advocate Neuters Self to Set an Example
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Neutering self seemed like good idea at the time “It just seemed kind of hypocritical, advocating spay and neutering while I’m walking around still intact,” Les Cocker shared … Read more

Mud Boggin’ and BBQ Cook-off at Bundy Ranch to Draw More Militia

Mud Boggin’ and BBQ Cook-off at Bundy Ranch to Draw More Militia
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert

Bundy Ranch events for fun-loving militia Contrary to news reports from several mainstream media outlets that the stand-off at the Cliven Bundy ranch was devolving into a free-for … Read more

Study: Guns Linked to Gun Violence

Study: Guns Linked to Gun Violence
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt

People may kill people, but guns help, turns out According to the American Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives, a recent study revealed that, of all crimes … Read more

Donald Sterling to Release Own Line of Grape Soda

Donald Sterling to Release Own Line of Grape Soda

L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling is not deterred Having been banned from the NBA and fined $2.5 million dollars for making racist comments, there is still life left … Read more

Donald Trump: ‘Obama Worst Boy Scout Ever’

Donald Trump: ‘Obama Worst Boy Scout Ever’
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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“Excuse me, have you ever seen the President lead a cabinet meeting in singing ‘Michael Row Your Boat?’” – Donald Trump In his latest salvo directed at President … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/29/14

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/29/14
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.  And, … Read more

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