Trump Promises ‘Full Attention’ on Coded Jeannie Messages
Report: Trump spent much of the past few days watching ‘I Dream of Jeannie’ and is ‘concerned.’ A highly placed spokesman for President Donald J. Trump revealed that … Read more
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Trump ‘Repeals and Replaces’ Constitution by Executive Order: ‘Old One Was SAD!’
“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the … Read more
Kellyanne Conway: ‘Alternative Words’ in Bill of Rights Allow Trump ‘Lots of Latitude’
“Restricting extraneous Freedoms of Press, Religion and Speech, and establishing Christianity as the State Religion are also ‘Alt-Word’ permitted,” said Kellyanne Conway, “as is, of course, the quartering … Read more
Trump’s First 100 Days: A Prediction
Here’s what might go down over the rest of the first 100 days of the Donald Trump Experience As extraordinary as it sounds, Donald J. Trump is now … Read more
‘Inauguration Roast’ to Replace Standard Swearing-In Ceremony
Change in inauguration format designed to entice big name performers It was announced today the Inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday, January 20, will be transformed from a … Read more
Trump Inauguration to Be a Real Circus, Say Aides
Trump tweets his inauguration will be the ‘Greatest Show on Earth, believe me!’ As more and more entertainers have found excuses to refuse or to back out of … Read more
Trump’s List of Things to Do on His First Day in Office
He’s a business man, so you know Donald Trump has a list ready of things to do. Here they are. Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal … Read more
The Machiavellian Guide to Becoming President
This Machiavellian Guide is channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed. Note to the historically impaired: Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th … Read more
DNC Offers Suggestions for Making Next Four Years Sail By
Democrats try to mollify despondent voters Responding to an onslaught of “despair mail” from disheartened Democrats longing to fast-forward to November 2020, the Democratic National Committee today released … Read more
