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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/5/24

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/5/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Ben Affleck’s kids roast his movies, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Trump Enacts Ancient Slobovian Law to Replace Aliens Enemies Act

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Trump Enacts Ancient Slobovian Law to Replace Aliens Enemies Act

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: With the Aliens Enemies Act of 1798 placed on hold, President Trump has enacted the ancient Slobovian “YAIG Law.” President … Read more

All US Treasury Funds Stolen While Treasury Secretary Visits Dairy Queen

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All US Treasury Funds Stolen While Treasury Secretary Visits Dairy Queen

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In yet another unfortunate incident for Trump cabinet secretaries, the nation’s treasury funds were whisked away by a common car thief. It … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/28/25

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/28/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a mugging outside a Starbucks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more

Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!

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Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!

Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins! Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly … Read more

The Buck Never Stops Here!

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The Buck Never Stops Here!

The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more

America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!

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America’s Embarrassing Learning Curve: 2024 Election Takeaways!

Election takeaways: Top 10 things I’ve pre-tested that guarantee to keep me from living in El Salvador! We all have our election takeaways: theories on what went wrong … Read more

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