Study Proves Rush Limbaugh Really Does Talk Shit
“He’s been crapping all over America for years,” says Miami professor of Limbaugh MIAMI, FL — A University of Miami study concludes that Rush Limbaugh does in fact … Read more
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“He’s been crapping all over America for years,” says Miami professor of Limbaugh MIAMI, FL — A University of Miami study concludes that Rush Limbaugh does in fact … Read more
“I haven’t walked in her shoes. Contrary to reports, I have never worn Manolo high heels.” – Sen. Lindsey Graham Bastard out of Carolina, the 1996 film made … Read more
Fraternities were created with two noble practices in mind: excessive alcohol consumption and elitism After Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s ode to Donald Sterling, fraternities haven’t just had a controversial … Read more
Republicans realize the Roman Pope can no longer be relied upon as a GOP spokesman. Pope Francis will not be addressing Congress in late September as originally scheduled. … Read more
Losers claim ‘win-win’ just a ploy to sell books Losers around the world are waking up today to the sad realization that regardless of what they’ve been told … Read more
The pastor Creflo Dollar is getting the plane he so richly deserves, says CCCI board “The love of money is the root of all evil, St Paul obviously … Read more
DHS to use ‘acronym-talk’ to prevent further hacking attempts This past week, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced that hacking, or breach of security (BS), occurred in at … Read more
America looks forward to Rick Perry’s next Count Von Count imitation Rick Perry’s 2012 run for the White House was the campaign equivalent of Disaster Movie, the Ebola … Read more
Interviewed by Megyn Kelly, Bush and Cheney say they did almost nothing wrong. NEW YOR CITY – Soft-porn model and corporate shill Megyn Kelly – the blonde who put … Read more
The education of Kim Kardashian continues Reality TV star Kim Kardashian recently announced that she was expecting another child. The Keeping Up With the Kardashians personality was rumored … Read more