Hallmark Channel Secrets Revealed
Our undercover reporter gives an exclusive preview of an upcoming Hallmark Channel show. Going undercover as a gofer, this reporter was able to get the inside scoop on … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
The Saturday Night Live Players Have Played Their Greatest Prank Ever
Spoof of the Century by Saturday Night Live to be revealed at the State of the Union speech! Saturday Night Live has just topped anything they have ever … Read more
Revealed: 10 Other Options Considered to Break Tie in Virginia House Race
Ten other methods that were considered by the distinguished House of Delegates for breaking the tie in the Virginia House race. After the race for a Virginia House … Read more
Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander in the Middle of 5th Avenue and Gets Away with It
The tiny-handed man had bragged he could do it in public on 5th Avenue over a year ago – turns out he was right. A man stood brazenly … Read more
Donald Trump Wishes Nation ‘Merry Christmas,’ Claims He Invented the Phrase
Called reports of previous widespread use of “Merry Christmas” just “fake news.” President Donald Trump issued a statement today wishing the nation a “Merry Christmas,” while claiming credit … Read more
GOP Celebrates Being Able to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to Kids They Are Uninsuring
“It makes me feel so Christian,” says lawmaker whose family still gets the best health insurance. “Donald Trump is like a merciful King, allowing us to say ‘Merry … Read more
Kirsten Gillibrand Calls for Bill Clinton to Retroactively Resign, Al Gore to Be Sworn in as President
After spearheading demands for Senator Al Franken to resign, Kirsten Gillibrand is now trying to change history. As sexual misconduct revelations continue to roil the nation, from Washington … Read more
BREAKING: Over 650,000 Vote for Known Pedophile
In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a … Read more
Mitch McConnell Returns to Galápagos Islands to Save His Species
Trying to salvage his reputation by actually accomplishing something, Mitch McConnell returns home. WASHINGTON, DC — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, after failing to repeal Obamacare or reform … Read more
Leonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’
DiCaprio sparks more controversy over Dreamers HOLLYWOOD, CA — After having criticized Trump over his energy policies, actor Leonardo DiCaprio has gotten behind a new issue: Trump’s deportation … Read more
