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Apr 252017
 
 By , April 25, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/25/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Apr 252017
 
 By , April 25, 2017
Fox Offers Donald Trump Bill O'Reilly’s Old Job

‘Let’s face it, Donald Trump is the only guy in America who can get away scot free with open sexual harassment.’ – James Murdoch NEW YORK – Fox News’ head honcho James Murdoch said today that the network was “seriously considering” offering disgraced anchorman Bill [more…]

Apr 232017
 
 By , April 23, 2017
"Killing O'Reilly" - A Bestseller & Just Deserts

A who-done-it & why-wasn’t-it-done-before thriller about Bill O’Reilly! It only seems fair that Bill O’Reilly, the best-selling author of Killing Kennedy, Killing Lincoln, Killing Patton and Killing Jesus would have a contract out on his own skin by eight sexually harassed women! Let’s call them [more…]

Apr 172017
 
 By , April 17, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/17/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Apr 102017
 
 By , April 10, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/10/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Apr 052017
 
 By , April 5, 2017
Sean Spicer's Job Resume Un-Redacted!

Sean Spicer 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. youcan’[email protected] IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE Denny’s Host, Goat Herder or Monk! LAST EMPLOYER DonaldTrump.con JOB TITLE Excrement Handler! WORK HISTORY U.S. Navy.  Press Secretary.  Hide Nunes in the broom closet! 2 YEAR EXIT PLAN Re-enlist or jump in the Potomac River! EMOTIONAL STATUS Pussy-whipped! NICKNAMES [more…]

Apr 032017
 
 By , April 3, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/3/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Mar 282017
 
 By , March 28, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/28/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Mar 282017
 
 By , March 28, 2017
Poker Faced Sean Spicer's Tells

Sean Spicer thinks he uses his poker face well, but here we reveal his ‘tells.’ Sean Spicer — you gotta love him. Defending an acting president takes more than balls, it takes unflappable bowels and liquor — lots of it! A sense of humor couldn’t hurt, but he just [more…]