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Feb 212017
 
 By , February 21, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/20/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Feb 162017
 
 By , February 16, 2017
Trump Rails Against 'Fake President'

Alec Baldwin and SNL come under fire Trump has begun to realize that his overuse of the term “fake news” whenever anything critical of him is written in the press is getting old and losing its credibility, even with his supporters. He has decided to [more…]

Feb 162017
 
 By , February 16, 2017
President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times

The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s the only way we can bring the truth to the American people. We will be waterboarding members [more…]

Feb 132017
 
 By , February 13, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/13/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Feb 132017
 
 By , February 13, 2017
Putin Trolls Trump's Valentine Tweets

Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format:   Trump: Roses are [email protected] correctly-rated. Putin:[email protected] are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin.   Trump:[email protected] have the best heart! So healthy. It beats totally normally when I’m around you. Putin:[email protected] could [more…]

Feb 112017
 
Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter

Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean Spicer, has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” [more…]

Feb 112017
 
 By , February 11, 2017
Andy Borowitz Arrested in Satire Raid

‘Fake news is one thing,’ Trump tweeted, ‘but telling the truth disguised as humor, like this so-called satirist Borowitz guy, is just treason. Bad!’ NYC — Popular New Yorker humorist Andy Borowitz was arrested at his home last night by federal police acting on the [more…]

Feb 092017
 
 By , February 9, 2017
Democrats: As Useless as Mudflaps on a Turtle

The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was the Democrats after November’s election. But surely in the months since, they’d come together to stand aligned [more…]

Feb 072017
 
 By , February 7, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/7/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Feb 072017
 
 By , February 7, 2017
Perdue Chicken Tapped to Head USDA

‘Who better to run USDA than a farm animal?’ says Trump Self-styled “Emperor-in-Chief” Donald Trump was especially gleeful today, as he announced in a series of tweets that he has decided to withdraw Sonny Perdue’s nomination as Secretary of Agriculture. “Senate approved Betsy DeVos. Smart [more…]