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Much anticipated indictment unsealed by Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis, but Trump remains unfazed. According to Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis, ex-president Donald J. Trump and … Read more
Wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines. As wanna-be GOP candidates campaign for the presidential nomination at the Iowa … Read more
Clarence Thomas is riding high these days, thanks to his rich and famous “friends.” Once again, billionaire benevolence bedevils Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, as new revelations … Read more
Gov. Ron DeSantis, not very advanced, wants limits on the Advanced Placement (AP) studies program in Florida. Gov. Ron DeSantis declared Thursday that the embattled Advanced Placement (AP) … Read more
Trump responds to the new indictment handed down by Special Prosecutor Jack Smith against him. Ex-president Donald J. Trump spoke to the press from his Mar-a-Lago estate in … Read more
Future News: The new president, also the old president (in more ways than one), speaks out following his 2024 election victory. Are currently serving politicians getting too old … Read more
Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more
Texas Governor launches buoys project to keep out immigrants, tenders tutorial on history of immigration. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has launched a spirited offensive to prevent immigrants from … Read more
The “Stop Woke Act” seeks to enlighten students to the “fact” that slaves learned “trades or skills” that proved useful to them. New standards approved by the Florida … Read more
Hurray! SCOTUS has ruled to forestall the scurrilous influx of so-called minority rights into our society. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capital Correspondent At last! The Supreme Court of … Read more
