Our Lizard Overlords
Most people are unaware that our planet may be secretly ruled by a race of intergalactic lizard people. The world is a dangerous place these days. We are … Read more
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Trump Enacts Ancient Slobovian Law to Replace Aliens Enemies Act
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: With the Aliens Enemies Act of 1798 placed on hold, President Trump has enacted the ancient Slobovian “YAIG Law.” President … Read more
Planet Zardoc Offers Drone Eating Tech to U.S.
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) To help police our lawless skies, a generous offer of drone eating weapons and technology. Unlike what’s happening in American skies, unidentified … Read more
Planet Zardoc to Sue Webb Space Telescope for Invasion of Privacy
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Special News Dispatch on the Webb Space Telescope from Intergalactic News Nitsche correspondents Disse N. Datte and Tikkel Uranus. General Mugu … Read more
DeSantis Abducted by ‘Space Aliens’
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis says he was abducted by “space aliens” in New York after a TV interview. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis claims he was abducted by “space … Read more
It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a What?
A growing number of alleged sightings of unidentified flying objects has got Americans curious about what’s out there. There has been a growing number of alleged sightings of … Read more
Teenage Aliens Take UFO for Joyride, Crash in Amish Country
A simple teenage alien joyride begins a new life for the strangers from outer space. Three teenage aliens who took their father’s UFO for a joyride crashed in … Read more
Visitors from Outer Space?
Humor Times investigates: Are UFOs really visitors from outer space? Warning: This article is rated R for atrocious writing and offensive and insensitive stereotyping of space aliens and … Read more
Oh No – UFOs!
Since 1947 there have been 80,000 sightings of UFOs with many clustered around National Marijuana Day. The past year has been hard on everyone with the pandemic, the … Read more
Criminal Denizen of the Planet Zardoc Confesses to Litany of Famous Earth Crimes
Many famous Earth crimes may now be solved via an inter-planetary confession! Part of the continuing series, “Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)” Flumox838x8, a living being denizen … Read more
