‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
JD Vance thinks Americans need to have children to count, and by extension, all parents need to have even more children. JD Vance’s problem about Americans needing to … Read more
Trump did not specify what kind of vegetable Biden might actually be. Let’s be perfectly clear. Vegetables should be valued and nourished for helping us maintain a healthy … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the “Hawk Tuah Girl,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
The French philosopher Rene Descartes wrote, “I think, therefore I am,” but thinking just gets us men into trouble. Thinking is defined as “the process of using one’s … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bears, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a massive catapult to launch satellites into space, doesn’t need to be … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Lego thefts, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Oh, the tragic plight of our nation’s downtrodden multibillionaire class! They want their kleptocracy! One group of oppressed Americans has become especially outspoken this election year, contending that … Read more
By Dan Berman A new MAGA marketplace offers anything and everything today’s conservatives might want or need. We are delighted, in this The Year of Retribution, to unveil our … Read more