Donald Trump to Consult with Pink Floyd on Wall
Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders would neither confirm nor deny Trump’s plans to meet with Pink Floyd. President Donald Trump today announced that he will soon meet with … Read more
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Pelosi Agrees to Trump’s Wall, On One Condition
“The Lego Solution” is something Nancy Pelosi agrees with. The U.S. government came to a grinding halt Saturday, and Washington, D.C. long-timer and incoming Speaker of the House … Read more
Trump Threatens to Hold Breath ‘Until Mueller Goes Away’
“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be … Read more
Trump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’
“There’s plenty of snow in Finland,” Trump explained, “but they don’t have anything like that Alaska earthquake because they rake it all up and deposit it in snow … Read more
Special Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children
Troops facing onslaught of mothers and children get special training, including use of new tools like custom “kiddie stun guns.” An anonymous source in the Pentagon has revealed … Read more
FBI Investigation: Kavanaugh Failed to Reach Own Goals, Drank Just 97 Kegs of Beer
Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by … Read more
Trump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant
Trump learns new literary references in Oval Office rant with SCOTUS nominee. White House staffers have nicknamed the Oval Office “The Steam Room.” Why? This is where, behind … Read more
Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”
Brits weigh in on Theresa May and her biggest Brexit gaffe. Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest … Read more
Cash Strapped NRA Unveils Investment Projects for the Future
New projects for cash strapped NRA in keeping with violent tradition. The cash strapped NRA, reeling after the public notice of their budget troubles, have decided to expand … Read more
The Trump Cabinet Quiz
Try your hand at the Trump Cabinet Quiz! Think you’re so smart about politics and policy? Let’s listen in as Professor Blins Blinsson at West Central Minnesota State … Read more
