Trump Holds First ‘Fireside Chat’ at Mar-a-Lago
Trump engaged in fiery rhetoric in what he pegged as the first “fireside chat” of his new administration. Channeling Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President-elect Donald J. Trump engaged in … Read more
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‘American Names Only,’ Declares Trump, Vowing to Rename California and New Mexico
The President-elect says all U.S. cities and states should use “American names” only, and says he’ll enforce it by executive order if necessary. The names of the states … Read more
‘First Buddy’ Elon Musk to Stay in White House Garage
Move follows “First Buddy” Musk’s recent residence in a cottage at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. “First Buddy” Elon Musk will be living in a garage at the White House … Read more
Co-President-Elect Elon Musk to Purchase Canada and Greenland, Donate as 51st and 52nd States
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) As Co-President, Elon Musk says he will acquire Canada and Greenland and give them to the US. SNN Political Finance correspondent Moe … Read more
Trump Advances New Slate of Federal Holidays
Trump plans to discard long-accepted federal holidays, supplanting them with those of his own choosing. With one stroke of his presidential pen, soon-to-be President Donald J. Trump will … Read more
4-Minute Interview: Gauleiter Border Czar Tom Homan
Our Conservative Capitol Correspondent interviews Tom Homan, former ICE director who Trump has nominated as ‘border czar.’ By Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot: … Read more
Elon Musk: No Telecommuting for Trump
New government policies authored by Musk forbid telecommuting from Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump must work in the White House Oval Office every weekday as President and there will be … Read more
New Upscale Games ‘Trumprisk’ and ‘Trumpopoly’ Coming
New games are “flying off the virtual shelves,” says Elon Musk of “Trumprisk” and “Trumpopoly.” President-elect and former president Donald J. Trump, in cahoots with mega-rich-guy Elon Musk … Read more
Trump: ‘We Will Build New Canals Across Central America & Greenland’
The new canals will be the “best ever,” says the President-elect, and way bigger than “pipsqueak” Panama’s. Panama has rejected Donald Trump’s contention that the United States has … Read more
Stocking the New Trump Presidential Library
The Trump Presidential Library: After his own books and the “God Bless the USA Bible,” what else is good enough to put in it? Last week a settlement … Read more
