GOP Candidates Scramble to Out-Trump Trump with Outrageous Remarks
“What else can we do?” asks Lindsey Graham, who says he may be forced to ‘come out’ on national TV just to compete with Trump for the attention. … Read more
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What Term Best Describes Donald Trump? Google It
When Donald Trump came up in a search for “Top 10 Assholes of All Time,” Google apologized, saying the truth can be hard to swallow. Google has apologized … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/21/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ariana Grande and Donuts: A Recipe for Controversy
Police departments across America are horrified by what Ariana Grande did to donuts. They are all also trying to confiscate a copy of the video. “This is not … Read more
KKK Plans Labor Day with Bible Study and Cross-Burning Competition
Labor Day with the KKK promises “song, camaraderie and a generous helping of hate” Mississippi Burning, the Arkansas chapter of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), has announced that … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Spider-Man and White Supremacy
A conspiracy theorist weighs in on the racist-ness of Spider-Man “Unlike Batman and Superman, Spider-Man is fake. He doesn’t exist. Not only that, but his adventures are fiction, … Read more
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity “If it’s okay for Caitlyn Jenner to identify as a woman, why can’t Rachel Dolezal call herself black?” tweeted Pharrell … Read more
The Frat Pack: My Big Fat Greek Shitstorm
Fraternities were created with two noble practices in mind: excessive alcohol consumption and elitism After Sigma Alpha Epsilon’s ode to Donald Sterling, fraternities haven’t just had a controversial … Read more
‘Buggers’ Bush and Cheney Claim That Iraq Hardly Noticed Being Raped
Interviewed by Megyn Kelly, Bush and Cheney say they did almost nothing wrong. NEW YOR CITY – Soft-porn model and corporate shill Megyn Kelly – the blonde who put … Read more
