Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/11/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Tour de France 2025, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Tour de France 2025, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
The administration’s measures appear to assure that the 2028 Games will be remembered as the Trump Olympics. Affixing his signature with a flourish, President Donald Trump signed an … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Chuck E Cheese employees in mouse costumes doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about aluminum foil, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Future News: Thankfully, the country survived, but whatever happened to the cast of the Trump Shit Show? Ever wonder what happened to that ragtag group of lovable liars … Read more
Here are some revised nursery rhymes for Trump administration toddlers. The Apple and the Worm Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (Health and Human Services) I bit an apple That … Read more
President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more
The grand opening of VP Vance’s new online etiquette school will teach the nuances of using the phrase “thank you.” In an interview with Faux News following his … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Betty White Forever Stamp, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Move follows “First Buddy” Musk’s recent residence in a cottage at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. “First Buddy” Elon Musk will be living in a garage at the White House … Read more