Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets
Trump’s best buds in Russia invite him over to share more fun and secrets MOSCOW — While many across the US have expressed indignation over Trump’s loose lips … Read more
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White House Tapes: Suspicions Arise as Rich Little Meets with Trump
Fake White House tapes being produced? In a characteristic ploy, President Trump has recently hinted that he may be secretly taping conversations in the White House. When questioned … Read more
James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues
WASHINGTON, DC — Former FBI Director James Comey, after rejecting job offers from Russia, China, Iran and even North Korea, decided to pursue his life’s passion of resolving … Read more
Retired Obama Can’t Afford Obamacare
After Obama lost his government health insurance, he found he couldn’t afford Obamacare WASHINGTON, DC — In an ironic turn of events, President Obama has begun selling his … Read more
Betsy DeVos Eliminates School Principal Position, Sends Students Straight to Hell
New Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has a message for the children of America: go to hell. Under new federal guidelines, the Department of Education will eliminate all school … Read more
Trump: Like Andrew Jackson, Neville Chamberlain Had the ‘Right Idea’ at Munich in 1938
‘And also like my hero Andrew Jackson, Hitler was ready to work it out and avoid World War II the Second, but Churchill blew it.’ – Donald J … Read more
Fox Offers Donald Trump Bill O’Reilly’s Old Job
‘Let’s face it, Donald Trump is the only guy in America who can get away scot free with open sexual harassment.’ – James Murdoch NEW YORK – Fox … Read more
Republicans Unveil Alt-Health Care Plan 3.0
The Republican’s latest attempt at a health care plan, as explained by them in this open letter to the public. Okay, so it took us seven years to … Read more
Jared Kushner’s Full Plate: A Day in the Life of the Bilkersons
America’s busiest multi-tasking Washington couple – Ivanka and Jared Kushner – have a full plate – what is their home life like? Everyone wonders what America’s busiest multi-tasking … Read more
Ivanka Rolls Out Latest Fragrance: ‘Putin on the Ritz’
New line of Ivanka fragrances With the wild success of her newly introduced perfume, Ivanka has announced that she will be rolling out an entire line of scents: … Read more
