Trump to Address Congress as a Wiener
Trump said he’ll address Congress clad in a vivid red wiener costume. The outfit will be emblazoned with “Oscar Mayer.” President Donald J. Trump, no stranger to controversial … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/12/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Weight Watchers going belly up, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Trump Mandates Inclusion of Sci-Fi Film in all Classrooms
Trump is making the 1956 sci-fi film “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” required viewing for grades K-12. President Donald J. Trump, acting through Department of Education Secretary Linda … Read more
Trump Urges German AfD Leaders to Reopen Auschwitz
The president appeals to the leaders of the German AfD party, asking them to reopen the WWII concentration camp at Auschwitz. One day after announcing his intention to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/5/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that Ben Affleck’s kids roast his movies, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
U.S. Launches Operation Golden Ragweed to Defend Nasal Sovereignty
By Harvey Lieberman When foreign pollen threatens American noses, the government fights back with Operation Golden Ragweed: tariffs, sniffers and drone-assisted sunflower strikes. Liberty is not a houseplant. … Read more
Trump Enacts Ancient Slobovian Law to Replace Aliens Enemies Act
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News: With the Aliens Enemies Act of 1798 placed on hold, President Trump has enacted the ancient Slobovian “YAIG Law.” President … Read more
All US Treasury Funds Stolen While Treasury Secretary Visits Dairy Queen
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In yet another unfortunate incident for Trump cabinet secretaries, the nation’s treasury funds were whisked away by a common car thief. It … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/28/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a mugging outside a Starbucks, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
‘Seething Cauldron of Chaos’ – Hegseth Grilled on Pentagon
Sen. Tammy Duckworth takes Pete Hegseth to task on the “seething cauldron of chaos” that the Pentagon has become. In a hearing of the Senate Armed Services Committee … Read more
