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Intercepted communique reveals president’s plans to elope with Nancy Pelosi. An intercepted communique from the Schnotzelvakain Secret Service revealed a scenario in which current United States President Donald … Read more
Mike Pence bravely accepts all pandemics with Grace – unless his Mrs. finds out! Don’t say Donald Trump doesn’t know how to delegate. For the latest crisis, he … Read more
Of course Putin’s still listening! You never know who’s got Putin’s ear… but with Trump’s loose lips, the transmissions are loud & clear. As angry as we are … Read more
A non-scientific listing of the Top 10 Despots in history – the musings of a burnt-out Satirical Comedy Writer! In order of — MOST DANGEROUS Top 10 Despots! … Read more
Besides the over 300 bills sent over by the Democratic House, what else is sitting on the desk of Mitch McConnell? House Speaker Nancy Pelosi calls him ‘A … Read more
On hand for the Michael Bloomberg campaign kickoff was a small, incredibly lukewarm crowd of quasi-supporters. Michael Bloomberg, the latest entry into the 2020 race, kicked off his … Read more
Couldn’t be McDonald’s, Burger King or Kentucky Fried Chicken – our 45th President worries us sick… Having a little ‘Impeachment Jitters’ – Donald Trump secretly ran to Walter … Read more
Deep in the bowels of the White House plumbing system stands our president banging on the Bunker door… John Bolton’s outside the Bunker door. … Read more
Trump shows off his biggest Catch of the Day: Abu Bahr al-Baghdadi After Trump had this Photo-Op, he put the Rat Traps out for the White House vermin … Read more
With the help of Margaret Mitchell’s actual dialogue from her Civil War book & movie “Gone With The Wind”! After much talk about a Civil War over ‘The … Read more
