Pete Hegseth

Trump Declares Himself King, ‘In Perpetuity’

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President Donald Trump announced today from Mar-a-Lago that he was declaring himself King, thus avoiding the term limit issue. Putting an end to rampant speculation that he would … Read more

‘War President’ Trump: U.S. ‘Cleaned Iran’s Clock’ with ‘Big, Beautiful Bombs’

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In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more

All US Treasury Funds Stolen While Treasury Secretary Visits Dairy Queen

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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In yet another unfortunate incident for Trump cabinet secretaries, the nation’s treasury funds were whisked away by a common car thief. It … Read more

‘Seething Cauldron of Chaos’ – Hegseth Grilled on Pentagon

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Sen. Tammy Duckworth takes Pete Hegseth to task on the “seething cauldron of chaos” that the Pentagon has become. In a hearing of the Senate Armed Services Committee … Read more

Trump Declares Portions of First Amendment Invalid

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President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more

Little Donnie & His Lawless Band of Yes Men! #7

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A peek into Little Donnie Trump’s childhood: an early indication of things to come – with a little help from his friends! #7  Listen in as Mrs. Trump … Read more

New Improv Troupe Comes to Washington

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There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more

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