No Nunes is Good Nunes!
Devin Nunes surprises his wife, coming home after he stepped down from his position in the Russia probe. Coming home in the middle of the day, Devin Nunes, … Read more
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Sean Spicer’s Job Resume Un-Redacted!
Sean Spicer 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C. youcan’[email protected] IMMEDIATE OBJECTIVE Denny’s Host, Goat Herder or Monk! LAST EMPLOYER DonaldTrump.con JOB TITLE Excrement Handler! WORK HISTORY U.S. Navy. Press … Read more
Chuck Schumer Filibuster of Denny’s Inspires ‘Fill-a-Gut-Buster’
Chuck Schumer’s desire to save a few bucks leads to filibuster of restaurant. NEW YORK — A Denny’s restaurant on the lower east side of Manhattan has found … Read more
Do It Yourself Future News Headlines
Look into our crystal ball and create your very own News Headlines of the Future! If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find the … Read more
‘President Jesus Trump is Christ our Savior Come Again, at Last!’ – Pat Robertson
God-crazed TV evangelist Pat Robertson announces construction of the First Church of Trump the Messiah, inside Kentucky’s Noah’s Ark facsimile. WILLIAMSTOWN, KY – Televangelist Pat Robertson announced today … Read more
Angela Merkel Belts Out Her True Feelings
BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel belted out her true feelings in the shower today. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was recorded singing this variation of “Getting to Know You,” the … Read more
The Trumpcare Games Are Here: Match to the Death for Health Care
May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a … Read more
Quote Marks Uproar Over ‘Abuse and Misuse’ by White House
“We mean exactly what we say the words say, not something else like ‘microwave,’” said spokesperson Miriam Webster regarding quote marks, while giving Trump the “air finger.” NYC … Read more
Microwave Takes Order, Heats & Delivers, Snapping Pics All the While
“Clandestine watching can be done via a microwave that turns into a camera. We know that is just a fact of modern life.” – Kellyanne Conway Hello, fine & … Read more
Trump Spox Accuses Rachel Maddow of Being in the Pay of MSNBC News
‘Rachel Maddow and her Jewish friends will be among the first to go when the liberal genocide begins’ – Sara Hukabee Sanders WASHINGTON DC – Trump spokesman Sara … Read more
