Insecure About His Popularity, Trump Throws Red Meat Swag Bags Against the Wall

After the big “Epstein List Reveal,” the insecure president goes thru a wild grift-giving frenzy. Gift-giving… sorry, silly me. Besides the insecure Trump’s recent promise to the masses … Read more

Bigger Than Capone, Bigger Than Gotti, Trump Gets His Wet Dream!

Trump’s wet dream? To be a gangster! Many Presidents have called the White House a ‘Prison’… for Trump, it’s been merely a Halfway House! What would Donald Trump‘s … Read more

‘Catch Me If You Can’: The Most Elusive President!

Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more

Trump Wants to Pave Over Rose Garden, then Pelosi!

Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins! Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly … Read more

The Buck Never Stops Here!

The Buck Never Stops Here: The Emperor not only doesn’t have any clothes – he doesn’t even have a Desk Plaque! President Harry S. Truman said, “The Buck … Read more

Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more

Trump to Zelenskyy: ‘Your Watch & Wallet Too!’

  Trump to Zelenskyy: Besides his Watch, Wallet & Ukraine’s rare minerals, 7 more things Trump wants for the ‘deal!’ Says Trump to Zelenskyy in a White House … Read more

‘Napoleon Complex’ – Donald, Emperor-in-Waiting!

A ‘Napoleon Complex’ and ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Confidential Tell-All find: ‘Why I, Napoleon Bonaparte had my hand in my Jacket’ – Top 10 In 1804, Napoleon Bonaparte created the … Read more

Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!

Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more

Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!

Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian! Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside … Read more

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