Ivanka’s Plan for Solving the Immigrant Crisis
President’s daughter says she has a solution to the immigrant child separation mess her dad created. Always trying to help out her dad and be a self-described “champion … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit
Trump proposes ways to increase his bargaining power ahead of the next summit with Kim Jong-un. A White House informant has just leaked information regarding a secret meeting … Read more
Trump Initiates His Own Version of the Pledge of Allegiance
New, mandatory Pledge of Allegiance ghost-written by Kellyanne Conway. Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it … Read more
Trump White House Affair Exposed
Rift between Donald and Melania caused by strange affair After more than a year of speculation that President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have not been sharing … Read more
North Korean Release of Three Americans Explained
Insider sources reveal negotiations behind the release of three Americans Unnamed insider sources revealed today that as part of the original negotiations, the Trump Administration had planned to … Read more
Kim Jung-un’s Secret Conditions
Sources say Kim Jung-un to require secret conditions be met before historic meeting. Informed sources reveal that North Korea’s Kim Jung-un will require that several secret conditions be … Read more
President Practicing Patented Trump Handshake for Kim Jung-un
Trump handshake must be in top form for important meeting of heads of state. Fearing that he could be outdone by Kim Jung-un when they meet in a … Read more
Militant X-Box Gamers Denounce Censors as ‘Sad, Pathetic Losers with a Lot of Time on Their Hands’
Microsoft is monitoring X-Box gamers for cursing, and they don’t like it. The recent decision to helicopter X-Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has … Read more
Trump Twitter Habit is ‘Sexual Sublimation,’ Says Psychiatrist
Late-night Twitter habit is all about sexual frustration, says Dr Hyman Schadenfreud, new White House psychiatrist. WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump’s increasingly bizarre behavior, including his unhinged twitter … Read more
Former Staffer Reveals White House Secrets
Information on policy making and personal life included in White House secrets. A staffer who recently left his employment at the White House has shared inside information with … Read more
