Hold onto Your FUPAs: McDonalds Delivers
McDonalds is adding delivery service for those not able to make it off of their couches. The United States ranks number one in many global categories such as exporting … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
New Dead Sea Scroll Reveals that Pontius Pilate Recused Himself in Trial of Jesus
King Herod and the Pharisees embarrassed again, as regional Acting Governor (A.G.) washed his hands and recused himself. JERUSALEM – A new and explosive Dead Sea scroll discovered … Read more
Post Election Stress Disorder: It’s a Real Thing
A new disorder, “Post Election Stress,” is sweeping the nation and has Americans flocking to therapists. A new form of stress is sweeping the nation and it has … Read more
Trump Tweets State of the Union, Introduces ‘White Guy Doctrine’
Having an important golf date to get to in Mar-a-Lago, president ‘tweets-in’ his so-called ‘State of the Union’ address. Having an important golf date to get to in … Read more
Trump Denounces US Constitution as a ‘Fake Document’ Altered by the Lying Press and Hollywood Commies
“The so-called First Amendment and all the other so-called freedoms were rewritten by the dishonest press after the Constitution was stolen by Harvey Cage and his gang in 2004.” … Read more
Trump Orders All Cabinet Members to Wear Shock Collars
Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate … Read more
Trump to Extend Federal Protection to At-Risk Bully Students
Administration counters criticism by helping certain “at-risk” youth To try and stem all the criticism of the Trump administration for removing federal protection for transgender students, Sean Spicer … Read more
Betsy DeVos to Lead Christian Educators in 40-Day, 40-Night Death Valley Hike
‘Like Jesus and the Israelites, we shall wander for forty days and forty nights seeking the promised land of educational reform’ – Betsy DeVos NYC — Betsy DeVos, … Read more
New Marketing Study Finds Keys to Success and Failure
Some products “Just miss the mark”: Marketing study New findings from a large marketing study have just been released by the UCLA School of Business and Management. They … Read more
Thousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation
‘Gotta get out before Trump throws us all in detention camps,’ say frightened liberals demanding deportation NYC – More than 30,000 “frightened and terrified” liberal U.S. citizens have … Read more
