How to Deal with a Pandemic
To calm your jangled nerves, here are some reassuring things to look forward to once the pandemic finally begins to fade away. The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak … Read more
David Martin
My Pandemic Crystal Ball
Peer into my very unique crystal ball, and be forewarned about these future events! The uncertainty surrounding the global outbreak of the COVID-19 virus has resulted in high … Read more
The President You Want
The president you want vs the president you’ve got The President You Want Listens to his trusted advisors regarding plans to deal with an impending pandemic. The President … Read more
American Political Landscape: The End Justifies the Meanie
As a Canadian looking in on the American political landscape, all I can say is what the hell happened? Growing up in northern New York State sixty years … Read more
Donald Trump’s Regrets: Diary Entries
Exclusive excerpts from Donald Trump’s diary, wherein he expresses a few regrets – not mistakes! Dear Diary, As we (meaning I) approach the end of the first of … Read more
CDC Warns Against New Virus
Here is the latest warning from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC): The CDC is closely monitoring an outbreak of political illness caused by a novel … Read more
Trump’s Valentine Tweets
On Valentine’s Day, most folks exchange cards. However, we expect President Trump to send out Valentine tweets instead, like these: Donald Trump to the Electoral College The Midwest … Read more
Other States on Iowa’s Crazy Caucuses
In the wake of the Iowa crazy caucuses vote count debacle, a number of other states have spoken out about the “first in the nation” disaster. New Hampshire … Read more
Heaven’s Gate Estates
Exclusive: Leaked copy of rejection letter to President Trump from Heaven’s Gate Estates. Dear Mr. Trump: Receipt is acknowledged of your application for admittance to our new Heaven’s … Read more
My Whistleblower Complaint
A very revealing letter to Adam Schiff from a wannabee whistleblower. UNCLASSIFIED January 31, 2019 The Honorable Adam Schiff Chairman Select Committee on Intelligence United States House of … Read more
