Pulling a Con on the People by Attacking Public Assets
The Trump administration continues to lay siege on public assets. Donald Trump hates you. But don’t take it personally, he hates me, too — and all of us … Read more
America
I Have Seen the Apocalypse and There Was Not a Woman In Sight
Women’s protest leaves men everywhere helpless In the wake of the “A Day Without Women” protest, the nation is still coping with the ripple effect of a world … Read more
How the Trump Stole America: A Poem
How the Trump Stole America Politics in America had suffered a blow Americans were fed up with the status quo Obama did what he could with what given … Read more
Uncle Sam Says He’s Dying
The world’s oldest democracy, and its main avatar, Uncle Sam, may be dead by 2020. NYC — America, the world’s oldest democracy, announced via Uncle Sam today that … Read more
Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted
New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies … Read more
Putin Park: If Freddy Krueger Designed Disneyland
More fun than you can shake a nuke at: Putin’s military theme park is fun for the whole family. Fancy a lunch of boiled brown bear and beetroot? … Read more
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity
Rachel Dolezal: A Case of Intentionally Mistaken Identity “If it’s okay for Caitlyn Jenner to identify as a woman, why can’t Rachel Dolezal call herself black?” tweeted Pharrell … Read more
America in Danger of Facing Internet Outrage Shortage
Strong opinions and internet outrage are in serious danger of being depleted, say outraged experts. The internet is a great tool in which people can express differing opinions. … Read more
Some Simple Solutions for America’s Problems
America’s problems can seem daunting. Durstco is here to help. Modern life can get awfully complicated. And in our continuing quest to navigate these state-of-the-art raging rapids while … Read more
America: Now Red Velvet Rope-a-Doped
They’ve strung out the red velvet rope: It’s the country clubbing of America. And now for a few choice words concerning my recent demotion to the status of … Read more
