Why Trump & Other Men Won’t Wear One
‘Getting it on’ means different things to different people… even in the White House! MELANIA Hon, you have to wear one! DONALD You know I don’t like to. … Read more
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Wishful Thinking & Satire in the Covid Era: Trump Gets Bad News
Trump gets bad news, despite his wishful thinking. GROUPTHINK: Where the First Amendment & Comedic License meet! DOC Donald, you’re Positive. DONALD TRUMP You bet – I’m a … Read more
New Conspiracy Theories
America’s right wing is at risk of running out of serviceable conspiracy theories. Here’s a few ideas! America’s right wing is at risk of running out of serviceable … Read more
Kim Jong Un Accepts Endorsement Deal with 7-Up
New endorsement deal to feature Kim Jong Un as spokesman for the popular soda. To add to all of the swirling rumors and growing confusion concerning Kim Jong … Read more
Trump Orders Manufacture of Bidets: Big TP Furious
Amid criticism from Big TP, Trump has invoked the Defense Production Act, ordering the mass manufacture of bidets. President Trump on Thursday invoked the Defense Production Act to … Read more
Anti-Quarantine Protestors Express Frustration Over Shutdowns
Encouraged by Trump, anti-quarantine protestors demand action. Right-wing advocates Ander Anderson and Roger Dolt were two of the protestors present at an anti-quarantine demonstration held today in Hicksburg, … Read more
Trump’s Cry for Help: The Insanity Defense
Little did we know Donald Trump played a fool for the 25th Amendment get-out-of-jail loophole (the Insanity Defense)! Never really wanting the presidency & beleaguered by his own … Read more
Trump, Suffering ‘Rally-Withdrawal’ Symptoms, Addresses Pro-Trump Turkeys
President attends rally of pro-Trump turkeys to offset “rally-withdrawal” side-effects. Fighting the effects of “rally-withdrawal” symptoms due to social distancing guidelines, President Donald Trump today addressed an enthusiastic … Read more
WHO’s to Blame?
A recent meeting in the Oval Office: Mike Pence: Mr. President, I understand you’re looking to blame someone for this crazy pandemic. Donald Trump: That’s right, Mike. Mike … Read more
The Conservative States of America: A Proposal
It may be time to discard the whole notion of an “indivisible nation” and create a new Conservative States of America. It’s been growing for years, but the … Read more
