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Gov. Ron DeSantis, not very advanced, wants limits on the Advanced Placement (AP) studies program in Florida. Gov. Ron DeSantis declared Thursday that the embattled Advanced Placement (AP) … Read more
Trump responds to the new indictment handed down by Special Prosecutor Jack Smith against him. Ex-president Donald J. Trump spoke to the press from his Mar-a-Lago estate in … Read more
Donald Trump’s 78 charges are closing in on the greatest single season performance across all sports: Wayne Gretzky’s 92 NHL goals. Cheers erupt from the Mar-a-Lago Club on … Read more
Future News: The new president, also the old president (in more ways than one), speaks out following his 2024 election victory. Are currently serving politicians getting too old … Read more
Georgia rep Marjorie Taylor Greene: VP isn’t good enough, announces own run for the presidency. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R. GA) appears to have supplanted her role as … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden reaches out to SNN witch doctor about a controversial age reversal treatment. President Joe Biden is concerned that many voters … Read more
Texas Governor launches buoys project to keep out immigrants, tenders tutorial on history of immigration. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has launched a spirited offensive to prevent immigrants from … Read more
The Florida governor says that his “Anti-Wokeland” will rival Disney World and eventually put it out of business. In his continuing war with Disney World, Governor DeSantis has … Read more
The “Stop Woke Act” seeks to enlighten students to the “fact” that slaves learned “trades or skills” that proved useful to them. New standards approved by the Florida … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sources say Barbie is a Chinese agent and may have been the one responsible for stashing cocaine in the White House. SNN … Read more
