Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’
The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more
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President Biden Unveils Plan to Pay Off National Debt Before Midterms
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Biden unveils plan to eliminate the national debt, just in time to boost Democrats’ chances in the midterm elections. According to SNN … Read more
Trump Sued Again – This Time By ‘Big Comedy’
“Big comedy” alleges Trump is destroying his own political satire brand, thus threatening the incomes of those who mock him. A recently filed lawsuit by “big comedy” concerns … Read more
SCOTUS to Hear Landmark Cases in New Term
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Supreme Court is set to hear two landmark cases that could change history, including the inalienable right to fart. The new … Read more
Federal Inmate Donald Trump Announces for President
Future News! New federal inmate Donald Trump, boasting he’s the best prisoner ever, announces new run for president. Presently incarcerated at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary in Pennsylvania, now … Read more
DeSantis Takes On ‘Woke’ Hurricane Ian
Hurricane Ian won’t be messing around with Florida any longer, says proud Gov. Ron DeSantis Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis demanded today that “woke” Hurricane Ian reimburse residents for … Read more
Kyrie Irving Awarded “Voice For The Voiceless” All-Star
Kyrie Irving, an NBA All-Star with the Brooklyn Nets, is now a star champion for those who cannot speak out for themselves. Accepting the Golden Vocal Cord trophy, … Read more
Entire Russian Army Deserts, Seeks Asylum at U.S.-Mexico Border
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The entire Russian army has deserted, say observers, leaving Ukraine and heading to the U.S.-mexico border. “Russian Army very bad. Russian army … Read more
Putin Mobilizes Bolshoi Ballet
Putin has drafted the Bolshoi Ballet among the conscripts shoring up Russia’s military in Ukraine. But Biden is on his toes. Vladimir Putin’s military call-up follows heavy losses … Read more
Sexologist Explains Modern Sexuality
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) An internationally known sexologist explains the ins and outs of modern sexuality. Dr. Oscar Cahonnes, sexologist and chairman of the Pseudopsychosociopathicsexual Department … Read more
