States Announce Plans for Most Attention-Grabbing Primaries
Every state is now jostling to not only be first, but most attention-grabbing with these new primary plans. 2020 is here and that means the start of the … Read more
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FTC Threatens Fox News with Heavy Fines
Simply using the word “news” in “Fox News” has been declared a “deceptive practice” by the FTC. In a surprise noontime press conference, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) … Read more
Trump Orders Movie Version of ‘Unreadable’ Constitution
“It’s a disgrace that people are still expected to read this deep-state argy-bargy,” the President said, quoting Justice Scalia. “It’s time for a sexy movie version that real … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Oval Office ‘Blown’ Job!
Impeach Trump for a “blown job” in the Oval Office. Ask me if Trump is unfit to be president and I’ll answer with an unqualified “YES!” When the … Read more
In Real Shocker, ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Host Pat Sajak Snubs Blond
Instead, the game show host flirts with homely Wheel of Fortune contestant. BURBANK, CA — In a move that shocked the television viewing world, “Wheel of Fortune” host … Read more
Movie Review: “Bombshell”
Bombshell — a film review by Gary Chew I just finished a review on A Hidden Life. Turning now to this picture, also opening for our string of … Read more
Football Rivalry Heats Up After Accidental Air Strike Called In
Secretary of Navy’s angrily-thrown remote hits big red button, making for historic Army-Navy game in football rivalry. PHILADELPHIA — The scene was shock and awe at this year’s … Read more
Historic ‘Impeachment Issue’ of the Humor Times: Get Yours Now!
The new year is not complete without it! Order your copy of the “Impeachment Issue” — January’s Humor Times! The historic “Impeachment Issue” of the Humor Times has … Read more
Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!
Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more
Trump Demands People Magazine’s 2019 ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Award
“Li’l Johnny Legend needs to chill,” the President sneered about this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” “He should go to a good old-fashioned Rocky movie to see a real … Read more
