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Impeachment should be reserved only for high crimes and “miss demeanors,” like Miss Lewinsky, say deposition invaders. Republican congressmen stormed a deposition related to the impeachment hearings today, … Read more
Trump claims he has photographic evidence of “Hollywood collusion,” proving the Mueller hearings were “fake news.” Donald Trump today doubled-down on his claim that the Mueller hearings were … Read more
A study of Aaron Rodgers’ mustache has found it is the perfect substance for blotting up whatever’s at the bottom of your bowl. A Green Bay scientist has … Read more
With latest move, State Lottery officials hope to completely wipe out ‘pesky’ lower class. CHICAGO — In an effort to rid the state of the proletariat and boost … Read more
Aphorisms to soothe your soul Ironic, isn’t it, that it’s always the biggest “drips” that complain loudest about “leaks.” Is Trump completely corrupt? The answer is whistle-blowing in … Read more
American football fans have started the new season totally out of shape, say experts. Despite being a couple weeks into the season, American football fans are still not … Read more
Trump finally succeeded at buying Greenland, is having a golden throne/toilet built now. President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has bought the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. … Read more
An exclusive, surprising peek at Trump’s proposed new ‘Citizenship Test’ One of Donald Trump’s key campaign promises was to reform the immigration system, but so far he has … Read more
Despite the controversy, the British ambassador was not the only one to secretly trash The Donald. Kim Darroch, the British ambassador to the United States, has resigned over … Read more
Promises new textbook on American history will be “Greatest Ever” This reporter has secured an outline of some of the points that President Trump is going to cover … Read more
