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Trump’s parade needed some reality-TV drama: he could’ve had food trucks chased by hungry U.S. soldiers chanting, “Feed the Troops!” How embarrassing. Our showbiz president’s glorious $45 million … Read more
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
President Donald Trump’s awful tyranny is revving up a majority movement who are rising up for the common good. If the barrage of MAGA nuttiness and raw meanness … Read more
Dispatches from SNN 5 Star Extra Special Edition! President begins deporting the Los Angeles Dodgers. President Donald Trump’s “Deport LA” program was to have kicked off in July, but … Read more
Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews pizzeria owner Luigi Montello. ANNOUNCER From beautiful downtown Slenderville, Minnesota, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host … Read more
An allergic reaction caused Secretary of Homeland Security to be whisked away to the emergency room. In response to an allergic reaction, Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem … Read more
Trump discovers his model wife is one Sandwich short of a Picnic! No picnic: Okay folks – just like Rand Paul, I wasn’t invited (or uninvited) to the … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Riot Issue: Trump to Deport Los Angeles; Getting a Federal Grant to Fund a Riot; Secret to a Great Riot. President … Read more
According to online rumors, Barron Trump was rejected by Harvard – but luckily he had a solid backup. 19-year-old Barron Trump, scion of President Donald J. Trump and … Read more
