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An anonymous spokesperson says Prince Andrew overcharged his libido with sugar because of a simple misunderstanding. A source close to the British Crown reports that Prince Andrew, 65, … Read more
A fervent prayer tossed around on God’s desk, as I have another talk with The Man Upstairs A talk with The Man Upstairs GOD Yes Marilyn, what is … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A famed Slobovian Secret Service Agent has uncovered the names of famous people in the notorious Epstein Files. Famed Slobovian Secret Service … Read more
Ghislaine Maxwell will be responsible for programs that “target children, youth and families.” Fresh off her pardon from President Donald Trump, convicted child sex-trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was appointed … Read more
Toying with us, Trump gives devilish clues on the whereabouts of the Jeffrey Epstein Client List! Top 10 Places Trump Hints the Epstein Client List Might Be: 10. … Read more
Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!” The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family … Read more
Pick the one thing you most want revealed that the elusive President Trump has been hiding! Our most elusive president: Forget about ever seeing Trump’s Tax Returns, Pre-Nup … Read more
Trump got a deal on cement & can’t wait to pave over the Rose Garden, thus covering up & deep-sixing all sins! Top 10 Reasons Why Trump Suddenly … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Flava Flav, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Donald Trump says he “knows nothing about” Project 2025, as he tries to pull the wool over the eyes of his flock of sheep, using photo proof of … Read more
