This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Zero Tolerance for Racists
The racists grew some hate. Trump suffers from post-Obama trauma. When anger boils over it becomes hate. How is being a racist not racist? A cruel tea party … Read more
laugh
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump Rants to Own
To avoid ignorance, ignore rants. Not surprisingly, Trump has stoop-ed down to a new low. To deal with nothing, deny everything. If life gives you lemons, throw them … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess
An ignorant, unwanted and uninvited guess plagues U.S. If you don’t mind, please don’t tell me what you think. How stupid is Trump? How dark is black? If … Read more
Kim Jong Un Accepts Endorsement Deal with 7-Up
New endorsement deal to feature Kim Jong Un as spokesman for the popular soda. To add to all of the swirling rumors and growing confusion concerning Kim Jong … Read more
Anti-Quarantine Protestors Express Frustration Over Shutdowns
Encouraged by Trump, anti-quarantine protestors demand action. Right-wing advocates Ander Anderson and Roger Dolt were two of the protestors present at an anti-quarantine demonstration held today in Hicksburg, … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Happy Earth Day to You!
Celebrate Earth Day now for your presence in the future. The global warming debate: Speculating on weather or not. It’s not nice to fuel Mother Nature! Soon we … Read more
Trump, Suffering ‘Rally-Withdrawal’ Symptoms, Addresses Pro-Trump Turkeys
President attends rally of pro-Trump turkeys to offset “rally-withdrawal” side-effects. Fighting the effects of “rally-withdrawal” symptoms due to social distancing guidelines, President Donald Trump today addressed an enthusiastic … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Real Fake
Accuse the media all you want, we know who the real fake is! Trump, the unrealtor, sells lots of dirt. Not surprisingly, a terrible person makes for a … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit
So quit claiming global warming doesn’t exi$t! Hot flashes are making Mother Earth go environmental. Is global warming real? The answer is blowing in the tornadoes. Foolish fuels … Read more
Trump Appoints New DIMM Head to Combat Coronavirus
New DIMM head tasked with combating COVID-19 Donald Trump today announced the appointment of ardent supporter and long-time contributor Graham Crocker to head the US Department of Innovative … Read more
