What Starlings Could Teach Trump’s Mean Government
A member of the bird species “superb starlings” would make a much better leader than our current bird-brained president. There is a species of birds named “superb starlings,” … Read more
Mars
Elon Musk: A Poem
“Of all the planets on which to buy the farm Mars is the one that’s got the most charm,” declared Elon Musk, a super-rich guy who wished to … Read more
What We Heard at the State of the Union (from a Gold-Plated Podium)
Here’s what we heard during Trump’s first SOTU of his second term, speaking from his gold-plated podium. America tuned in to the State of the Union Tuesday night, … Read more
The Earthlings are Coming, the Earthlings are Coming!
An exclusive interview with a Martian reveals that they are worried about Earthlings illegally immigrating to their red planet. Elon Musk has been sounding the alarm that our … Read more
Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’
Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more
Let’s Send All Billionaires to Mars!
Why not just send our “genius” billionaires to Mars, and let them report back? Unfortunately, in the short time we homo sapiens have existed on this 4.5-billion-year-old Planet … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/21/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a humongous pot brownie, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Visitors from Outer Space?
Humor Times investigates: Are UFOs really visitors from outer space? Warning: This article is rated R for atrocious writing and offensive and insensitive stereotyping of space aliens and … Read more
Mars Could Fall from the Sky, Warn Scientists
A thing called “reverse magnimosity” could cause Mars to fall from the sky, warns the Slobovian Space Program. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) If you were planning … Read more
Oh No – UFOs!
Since 1947 there have been 80,000 sightings of UFOs with many clustered around National Marijuana Day. The past year has been hard on everyone with the pandemic, the … Read more
