Texas Legislators to Legalize Vigilantism
Texas to enlist vigilantism enthusiasts to help police the state. In an exclusive interview with one member of the Texas legislature, this reporter discovered the long-term aim of … Read more
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President Biden Dispatches Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan
Biden sent Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone to Afghanistan to finish the evacuation, saying they alone can get the job done. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Totally … Read more
Jeopardy on the Mount: The First TV Game Show Host Hangs Ten!
Moses was the Chosen One to host the new game show originally called, “Who Wants to go to Hell?” The Good Book tells us Moses had to part … Read more
Funny Women Who Asked for It: Turning the Tables on Sexual Harassment
I was a little hard on the Cuomo – after all, many funny women may also be guilty of “sexual harassment.” Feeling a bit guilty after my last … Read more
BREAKING NEWS: Taliban Overruns Washington DC
The Taliban gave Joe Biden 24 hours to get out of town Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian New Network) During the night, Taliban forces slipped into Washington DC and … Read more
Intergalactic Study of Critical Species Theory Downgrades Mankind
Intensive study of this theory, not yet banned intergalacticly, shows that aardvarks, rather than mankind, should govern the earth. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Dr. Shakitte N. … Read more
Win a Date with a Cuomo! The Pros & Cons
The Pros & Cons: Win a date (or possible marriage) with the Governor of New York! Obviously, Man has not completely evolved yet! Sad to report, there are still stragglers … Read more
Japan Reveals Plans for Spectacular Additions to Olympics
Spectacular surprise additions considered for some events to make sure that records were broken. Olympic Committee Objects Japan was so disappointed with the limitations the pandemic placed on … Read more
In Historic Deal, US to Allow Donald Trump to Preside as ‘Alt-President’
Exclusive Report! Alternative elections to be held on the Tuesday after regular elections; Alt-President gets own Alt-Twitter account. In a historic agreement between the federal government, the Federal … Read more
Shirtless, Overall-Clad Arkansas Secretary of Health Claims Covid Under Control in State
Arkansas Secretary of Health Krenshaw Pickens says he has no worries about Covid in Arkansas. LITTLE ROCK — Despite an alarming resurgence of Covid-19 in the state, a … Read more
