Trump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’

Trump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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‘I like saviors who weren’t captured,’ said Donald Trump at campaign stop, to big cheers. As “The Donald” continues to barnstorm around the country on his self-proclaimed “Greatest … Read more

Health Issues Knock Trump from Race

Health Issues Knock Trump from Race
Rick Blum has been writing humorous prose and poetry for more than 25 years during stints as a nightclub owner, high-tech manager, market research mogul and, most recently, alter kaker. Currently, he is holed up in his Massachusetts office trying to pen the perfect bio, which he plans to share as soon as he stops laughing at the sheer futility of this effort.
Rick Blum

Trump says he ‘deserves a Purple Heart’ for the pain he’s enduring. TRUMP TOWER, MANHATTAN – In a hastily-arranged press conference that has shaken up the presidential race … Read more

Rival Christian Groups Use Prayer to Influence Election

Rival Christian Groups Use Prayer to Influence Election
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Prayer is the new weapon in the race for the presidency A new group of Hillary Clinton supporters has been formed called “Christians for Hillary.” They have initiated … Read more

No Ghostbusters in the Race for President

No Ghostbusters in the Race for President
Diane de Anda is a third generation Latina and retired UCLA professor. Tired of cranking out technical articles in a "publish or perish" atmosphere, she now spends most of her time writing adult fiction, children's books, parody, and satire.Her weapon of choice is the limerick, aimed with humor and a touch of malice at society's icons, celebrities, politicians, and other irritating folk.
Diane de Anda

Spirits have appeared by the hundreds, attempting to influence the democratic process of electing the next president. At first, everyone thought is was just an advertising gimmick for … Read more

Near Miss at RNC: Tennis Ball Server Plot Averted

Near Miss at RNC: Tennis Ball Server Plot Averted
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The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
James Israel
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Camouflaged pink robot and redneck assault rifle army saves day against tennis ball plot. Inside, Donald Trump screamed at America, trying his best to scare everyone into voting … Read more

Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf

Plagiarism Scandal Worsens: Trump Accused of Stealing Entire Campaign from Mein Kampf
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

Historians outraged: ‘Mein Kampf plagiarism a clear violation of international copyright standards.’ CLEVELAND – The Trump plagiarism scandal intensified yesterday as top historians accused the family patriarch Himself … Read more

Olympics Dealt a Blow by Pokémon Go

Olympics Dealt a Blow by Pokémon Go
John Glynn is an Irishman, a lover of Guinness and a
potato connoisseur. An expert in the area of mediocrity, he one day hopes to own a decent coffee maker and visit SeaWorld Orlando.
John Glynn

The new Pokémon Go smart phone app is jeopardizing one of the year’s biggest events — the Olympic Games. Unless you have been in a coma for the … Read more

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director

Roll of Duct Tape Named Trump’s New Communications Director
J Crock is a veteran newsman with over 50 years experience who doesn't understand why his serious attempts at reporting the news keep winding up on the comedy section of this publication. He spends his days imploring the editors to cease making a mockery of his craft, his nights filled with rage and one day very soon, he will have his revenge. Oh, yes… he'll have his revenge.
J Crock

An ongoing effort to professionalize the unconventional Trump campaign has resorted to some rather unconventional strategies. In a further effort to professionalize their unconventional campaign, the Trump team … Read more

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg

The Man Who Would Defeat ISIS Demands Apology from Grannie Ginsberg
J Crock is a veteran newsman with over 50 years experience who doesn't understand why his serious attempts at reporting the news keep winding up on the comedy section of this publication. He spends his days imploring the editors to cease making a mockery of his craft, his nights filled with rage and one day very soon, he will have his revenge. Oh, yes… he'll have his revenge.
J Crock

Trump has demanded an apology from little ol’ Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. NEW YORK — Donald Trump, who has publicly declared that he will single-handledly wipe … Read more

It’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’

It’s Official: Melania Trump is a ‘Public Health Crisis’
Michael was born in South Africa at the height of the apartheid era He quickly became involved in the underground resistance movement, knew Nelson Mandela and other prominent revolutionaries, some of whom later moved into privileged positions formerly occupied by whites. After several exciting escapes, he was forced to flee the country in disguise. He successfully made his way to the UK and gained his PhD at Cambridge on a university scholarship, He then pursued the dualcareer of college professor and social revolutionary, provoking academic and political mayhemwherever he went. Having thus failed miserably at both politics and education, he now cynically rails like Diogenes at the foibles of mankind in bitter satires and faintly subtly edgy political cartoons. History will, however absolve him. In 2006 he discovered a new Shakespeare play, but it's going to take a new generation to acknowledge it. Check out his website, Editorial and Political Cartoons.
Michael Egan

Red-faced GOP’s anti-pornography amendment would ban images of America’s future First Model, Melania Trump. NYC – Republican Party leaders were crimson-faced yesterday after their platform committee adopted an … Read more

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